Spring Break!

Well, an extended break from classes is an always welcome change. And trust me, as an educator myself, I can tell you that we teachers look forward to these breaks just as much as the students, if not more so. (Not likely.)

So what are your plans for Spring Break? I for one am going to Disney World! I'm meeting up with my best friend from high school, Todd, and we are going to have a blast! I will be sure to share with you thoughts/pictures/stories once I'm back, so until then 10 year old Brian has taken over, and I'm incredibly giddy and excited.

REQUIRED VIEWING

No explanation needed. Just watch. It's amazing.

The most amazing song in the world.

Thank me later.

(How about now? That was the worst thing I have ever seen. Thanks for wasting my time.)

Cuestion Corner!

Today's cuestion is a very important, and relevant topic. It reads:

Hey Dr. Brian!

Your last post was too weird. I didn't really like it. Or understand it.

Anyway, I heard from a friend that you are going to Disney World. That's cool, I guess. My question is who is your favorite Disney Princess? Also, do you have a Disney Crush? You should totally seek this character out at Disney World.

Here's to hoping your blog gets better,

Andy

Excellent cuestion, Andy. Well, as I grew up in the Disney-Home-Video Generation I certainly do have a favorite Disney Princess and a Disney Crush, but they are not the same. In fact... it's a bit more complicated than that.

My favorite Disney Princess is easy. It's Mogley.

My Disney crush on the other hand, and forgive me if I get a bit bashful about this sort of thing, is Snow White.

Why???? Because as soon as she is rescued by the Seven Dwarves, she cooks and cleans for them?! And she's a mega-babe.

AND SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A STUCK UP BITCH LIKE SLEEPING BEAUTY.

UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... What a hoebag.

Email your questions to me, people. Bridrummer5@gmail.com

So long for now! My next post won't be for a week.