Class is now in session.

Hello class! Nice to meet you!

I see some new faces out there, but some that are familiar. (You flunked me last term...) I hope that by the end of this course I will know all of your names, but as for now let's just get started!

First of all, what is Faulty Blogic?

(Other than what seems to be a punch-line to a horribly unfunny joke. Beats me.) This is actually a question that cannot be answered right now. The purpose of this blog is to figure out what it's about. All I can tell you is that there will be segments that will appear on every post (Will we be quizzed over this shit?) that will bring us closer to the answer, but wether (Why is he talking about a castrated ram?) such an answer exists I cannot say. (What? That sounds stupid.)

Random Thought

So this year is the year 2010, correct? 2010. 2010.

When I made you read the year just now in your head, how are you reading it? (I'm using my eyes. P.S. I hate you.) What I'm trying to say is, in your mind's voice, did you read it as "Two thousand ten" or "Twenty Ten"? (Two zero one zero. Don't ask the questions if you don't like the answers.) Personally, I find "Twenty Ten" to be much cooler. I encourage you to do the same.

If you have any hopes of passing, you will henceforth refer to this year as TWENTY TEN in your mind. I'll know when you do otherwise.

Required Viewing

TOY STORY 3 Trailer number 2

Cuestion Corner!

Here is the section where I answer YOUR questions! Of course, this is the first one so I'll cut you some slack. Email your questions to Bridrummer5@gmail.com

This week's question reads:

Hey Brian,

Something has really been bugging me lately and hopefully you can help me out. My question is this:

How did I know to write and send you a question if this is the first cuestion corner? Also, your blog didn't exist before now, so how did I know that you would eventually write a blog and have a section where you answer questions?

Your long-time and adoring fan,

Josh

Age-63

Weight-139lbs.

Sign- Scorpio

Springfield, Florida

303 Kings Rd.

Backdoor- Always unlocked

Well hello Josh, and thanks for signing up for the class! (Get out while you can!)

My guess is that you are some sort of omnipotent being, or perhaps an over zealous time traveler of sorts who is not yet aware that he is time traveling. Very strange. OH I HAVE AN EMAIL! I'm going to check it.

It reads:

Hi again,

No. I'm neither of those, Brian. Guess again.

Love always,

Josh

Expensive electronics- Many!

Leaves the house- 8:00 to 5:30

I think my blog is haunted.

Until next time, class dismissed.