Alright, alright. Have a seat class. We have a lot to cover this week.
I sincerely hope everyone had a pleasant Spring Break. I hope it was a welcome and relaxing break from studies, and a hardy "Welcome back!" to each and every one of you. There is so much to go over this lesson, so let's get crackin'.
REQUIRED VIEWING
Pardon the unprofessional nature of what I am about to divulge, but Zooey Deschanell is a babe. She & Him volume 2 hit store shelves yesterday, and I've been giving it a good listen. Expect a review of it soon! (Spoiler Alert: It's awesome.)
Pardon the unprofessional nature of what I am about to divulge, but Stacy Hedger has horrible taste in sneakers. If she was wearing better shoes, this would have been awesome. Seriously, I couldn't stop laughing at her shoes.
Why did the bike throw the man off of it?
Because it was two tired to go on.
DISNEY WORLD!
Now that we have got the formalities out of the way, I can move on to the segment that I teased two weeks ago. If you didn't read my previous post, this will be the first time you hear from me on Faulty bLogic that I went to Disney World over the break. And how was it, you ask? Well does this picture answer your question?
The answer's HELLLLL YEAH. In the word's of Joe Biden, "This is a big fuckin' deal".
However, if that picture does indicate one thing, it's that 10-year-old Brian did in fact emerge, and took over. What a wonderful place! But I must say, it also had it's eerie parts... for example, they don't tell you in any of the travel brochures, websites, or commercials for this damn place that Mickey and Minnie Mouse are hundreds of feet tall. That was quite a shock to me.
Also, in the park, there was nothing epic to look at. Nothing.
And no good thrill rides.
And the most annoying homeless people that force you to take pictures with them.
There was also not much to get excited about in general.
And no fountains.
And there is no actual proof that I went through that gate below.
BUT THERE WAS THE DHARMA INITIATIVE JUMP SUITS WORN BY CREEPY MANNEQUINS AND FISH STICKS.
CUESTION CORNER!
Here's a question that was in the comments of my previous post... and as it is my first REAL cuestion, I feel obligated to answer it. Wait? Did I just admit that? Oh well. Bring on the cuestion!
I have a question for the Cuestion Corner, and it will be great when you get back. While you were at Disney World, did you happen to find Walt's frozen head? I mean Walt Disney, not little black Walt.
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Thanks, me. Your cuestion is inviting and stimulating.
Unfortunately I never saw Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head. Which is upsetting, because that was very much on my to do list. However I did see little black Walt's frozen head and kids were playing soccer with it. Reminds me of my youth, and playing soccer with severed heads.... My youth...
Hey! That reminds me of a story!
Once upon a time in a magical far away place known as Orlando, Florida, ten-year-old Brian went to Disney World at the age of 22 and loved it.
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You have nothing to lose. Go for it.
Your pictures are fabulous, BriBri. Thanks for answering my Cuestion. If I think of another, I'll be sure to submit it.
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BRIAN! I love love love Faulty bLogic. I'm your biggest fan <3
ReplyDeleteand I have a cuestion for cuestion corner!!! :D
What do you think of your rabid fanbase, and the things they've made in your honor? (fanbLogs, tshirts, biographies, golden idols, etc)
Please tell us you love us as much as we love you!!! PLEEEEEASSEEEE!!!!
Anyway, enjoyed the pics from Diz. Looks like you had a blast!
WOW! AWESOME! ANOTHER GREAT POST!
ReplyDeleteSeriously Brian, You are Awesome! And all the bLans know it!
Zoe should date you!
I have a Cuestion too!
What's your favorite fan blog?!
P.S. New bLog Over at FbFAN!
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