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Howdy, folks! Apparently you're one of the masochistic ones, because you're back for another iteration of Faulty bLogic. Listen up, ya'll.

REQUIRED VIEWING

Do you like funny things? Good.

Do you like epic things? Me too!

Do you like intelligent things? No? Well one look won't kill you.

Do you like things that make Brian sad? Let's hope not.

Uh oh, what time is it kids? THAT'S RIGHT! It's time for...

BRIAN BEGRUDGINGLY ADMITS TO EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS REGARDING HIS CAUCASIAN ETHNICITY FOR THE SAKE OF COMEDY

Ah yes... the BBAtESRhCEFtSoC. The segment where I reveal something about myself that perpetuates the stereotypes of "whitey" on a public forum. Why am I doing this?

On a recent visit to New York City, I recieved a turn-table from my Godfather, Uncle Victor. But not just any turntable. A turntable, which harnessing the power of the almighty USB cable, can allow you to DIGITIZE one's album collection. Pretty neat huh?

Well such a gift, original intended for good quickly became evil when I discovered a completely different use for the device. One word: TURNTABLISM.

Yep. Using a popular music recording program, I was able to make SOME HIP-HOPPIN' JAMZ, YO.

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CUESTION CORNER!

THIS WEEK I GOT A REAL EMAIL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

This week's email reads:

Faulty bLogic,
What was your favorite thing you did when you were in New York? And what was the last movie you saw (in theatres or on DVD), and would you suggest seeing it?

-Lea

Well Lea,

What a wonderful cuestion! :D Let's break it down, shall we?

First of all, yeah! Me and my Mom went to New York for a week. I got to see my Grandma and my Godfather of on this particular trip, and we even got to play tourist for a little while. (We couldn't help ourselves, and why not)

But by play tourist, I mean the first thing we did was see TOY STORY 3!!!! WHY?! BECAUSE IT CAME OUT AND IT A FREAKIN DISNEY PIXAR FILM, DUH. That's right, I went to New York just to watch a movie I could be watching anywhere on Times Square.

That is the last movie I've seen in theaters, and let me tell ya, it's a masterpiece. Go see it right now if you haven't already. You could absolutely see it without seeing the first two, but I whole heartedly do not recommend it. Bring the tissues. Take the family. Take anyone. Go see it alone. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Go now. Stop reading this poorly written, stream-of-consciousness blog.

ANYWAY.

Probably the coolest thing my Mom and I did was go to the observation deck of the Empire State Building. Despite all of the trips I've taken to New York in my lifetime, I've only seen this building from street level. I probably don't have to tell you that the view was stunning, but if you must know, it really made me grow in greater appreciation for the Tower of Terror at Disney Land. The decor and the outfits that the cast members wear are obviously spoofs of the architecture and uniforms of the Empire State Building. I chuckled thinking about how I was essentially waiting in a long line to get on an elevator, which both things have in common.

THANKS FOR THE CUESTION, LEA!

Class dismissed, my friends.

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